Never hold a fart. Otherwise, the gas travels up your head and that’s where shitty ideas arise from!*
* The origin of this statement is a mass-forwarded email joke. However, its conversion into a "Theorem" is the genius of Professor Faezal Yunus.
Boolean Analysis of the Theorem: Did the author write this while holding a fart?
Yup, canned baked beans got the better of me! - Faezal
* The origin of this statement is a mass-forwarded email joke. However, its conversion into a "Theorem" is the genius of Professor Faezal Yunus.
Boolean Analysis of the Theorem: Did the author write this while holding a fart?
Author wrote this while holding a fart
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Theorem’s logic
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Explanation: If the author wrote the theorem while holding a fart, then by the theorem’s admission, the theorem will be considered a shitty theorem (that is, it will negate the very essence of the statement). Therefore, while writing this theorem, the author either evacuated with glee or remained unperturbed by the Sphincter ani.
Hence, proven that the theorem is not shitty at all!
Yup, canned baked beans got the better of me! - Faezal
