While working on a Predictive Analytics case study, I got a bit carried away after reading the honeypotting techniques used by active defense systems, such as Mykonos, that use predictive analytics for thwarting cyber threats well in advance of the actual attack. Reminded me of one of my fave sci-fi movies—Tom Cruise's Minority Report.
Armed with all the buzz words, I spiritedly walked up to my boss and asked her for a leave three days from now. When she asked why, I told her: “Based on the consistent rise in my body temperature, I see a clear trend whereby I’ll have fever in excess of 104 degrees Fahrenheit three days henceforth. You see, I’ve used cutting edge predictive analytics algos for the conclusion.”
Pat came her reply, “Based on my predictive analytics, without using any algorithms, you’ll soon be fired if you don’t stop using quirky excuses.”
I didn't get the leave, but her reply sure set my temperature soaring!
At work, to lay off the slumber! - Faezal
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| Predictive analytics didn't work with my boss! |
Armed with all the buzz words, I spiritedly walked up to my boss and asked her for a leave three days from now. When she asked why, I told her: “Based on the consistent rise in my body temperature, I see a clear trend whereby I’ll have fever in excess of 104 degrees Fahrenheit three days henceforth. You see, I’ve used cutting edge predictive analytics algos for the conclusion.”
Pat came her reply, “Based on my predictive analytics, without using any algorithms, you’ll soon be fired if you don’t stop using quirky excuses.”
I didn't get the leave, but her reply sure set my temperature soaring!
At work, to lay off the slumber! - Faezal
